This, however, is more or less unwatchable.

I'm curious to see if the book expresses the thoughts we see here any more eloquently, because there are slivers of half-decent ideas that the screenplay more or less abandons. Not half an hour earlier in the movie, she wrote a letter to a fashion magazine condemning their superficiality, and now she's hopping some pretty dude's bones? The culmination of all of this, by the way, is a piano masturbation scene that is too deliriously awful to put into words. I understand that she has little to lose and is free to love recklessly, but it seems beneath the character to latch onto this guy just because he's hot. Perhaps the worst misstep the movie commits is Veronika falling in love with an enigmatic mute who wanders around the hospital. It's all one perpetual mental institution cliche, from the immeasurably crazier roommate to the wise but still crazy senior patient to the callous, misunderstood psychologist (who, I have to say, is embarrassingly terrible).

There's nothing here that fucking Girl Interrupted didn't do fifty times better. This may not have been a problem, but in conjunction with the overwhelmingly bad script, everything falls apart in a matter of minutes. She seems to be trying, but her limited range sort of puts a muzzle on the darkness of her situation.

She really isn't even the worst part of this movie her performance is essentially a reprisal of Bitchy Buffy from the beginning of Season 2, only with a few more ~deep insights~ about the nature of the world. I'm sure she's gotten enough work to pay the bills, but between totally unilluminating dreck like this and acting across from a CGI dog like in Scooby Doo, she must be completely miserable in her career.

It seems a little unsporting to kick this one while it's down, because it's been floating around in release limbo for God knows how long, and I really have been pulling for Gellar's success. Is it so much to ask that Sarah Michelle Gellar should get one decent movie role? When The Grudge is the highlight of your post-Buffy career, there is something seriously wrong.

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